The schoolboy's boyfriend has a big problem
by Yuexiagui
"I heard this thing can also cure premature ejaculation?"
When the girl at the table in front of me said this, she shook a small frosted medicine bottle in her hand, and the pills clattered in it.
Ethan Lu listened to the voice, unmoved. He looked around and realized that he was in trouble.
This was an old classroom, covered in dust and covered in spider webs in the corners. It was obvious that it had been abandoned for many years. He was sitting in his seat, wearing a female school uniform and a navy blue pleated skirt that was as short as it could be.
There was a silver-haired woman sitting in the front seat, the one who spoke at the beginning. In addition, there was a fat girl with blond hair standing next to her.
It was Ethan Lu's first time wearing a skirt, and she felt insecure as she put her bare knees together and rubbed them against each other.
He thought about it for a moment and realized that he was just tired from playing games, so he dozed off in front of the computer desk. As a result, when he opened his eyes, he was sitting in this classroom. He changed into a skirt uniform, and there were two high school girls who looked like gangsters talking about the topic of "premature ejaculation" next to him.
Thinking of this, Ethan Lu slapped his cheek lightly, wondering if he was still sleepy.
"Really?" the fat blond girl shouted at this time, "This medicine is not only anti-depressant, but also can cure premature ejaculation?"
The silver-haired woman lowered her head and typed on her phone, saying, "There is scientific evidence. I'll read it to you."
"This little white pill is called fluoxetine. It is best known for its antidepressant effect, but clinical studies have shown that its ingredients can significantly inhibit the contraction of the vas deferens..."
Before I finished reading, the girl burst out laughing, covering her mouth.
The fat girl paused for a moment, then suddenly seemed to react and started laughing, showing that she was very good at reading the silver-haired girl's expression.
The two girls giggled, but Ethan Lu was the only one with a blank expression on his face. He stared at the table in a daze, looking really out of place.
The silver-haired woman smiled at...
He leaned forward, not forgetting to be considerate of Ethan Lu, and turned his head and said, "Ethan Lu, isn't it funny? Emma Liu has been taking this kind of medicine all day long. No wonder he tore off the label. It's embarrassing."
Hearing this, Ethan Lu looked at her slowly, neither nodding nor shaking his head, just looking at her with a slightly confused look.
Faced with this situation, he roughly guessed what had happened.
He wore it.
***
It was a book of youth pain literature called "Si Yi, Can We Get into Peking University or Tsinghua University?" However, the title and the content had nothing to do with each other.
Ethan Lu was dragged to watch the movie adapted from the original novel, and then he roughly read the original novel, so he had some understanding of it.
The heroine in the novel is called Emma Liu.
In addition, there is a very difficult female supporting role in the book, who has the same name as him, "Ethan Lu". Because of this coincidence, he was even teased by people watching the movie with him.
Ethan Lu remembered that what he was experiencing at this time was exactly the beginning of the novel.
In order to play a prank on the heroine Emma Liu, the supporting actress "Ethan Lu" teamed up with her girlfriends to steal her antidepressants, but this ended up causing the first spark between the hero and the heroine.
After sorting out the causes and consequences, Ethan Lu recalled the setting of the female supporting role - she was named "the No. 1 Campus Goddess" because of her beauty, and she was also a well-known internet celebrity with 900,000 fans on the short video website, which was quite glorious.
As for what the female supporting role has done, it is not so glorious if you count them one by one - she constantly interferes with the relationship between the male and female protagonists, stirs up trouble, spreads rumors, and seduces the male protagonist, but the result is always counterproductive. Not only is she frequently slapped in the face, she also becomes a great assist between the male and female protagonists, promoting the continuous warming of their relationship.
But the current situation seems to be different from what is in the book.
Ethan Lu lowered his head and looked over the edge of the table. He could feel, and was quite sure, that there was still a man under the skirt.
Ethan Lu pondered for half a second, and suddenly figured it out, and he said "oh" in his heart.
The "female supporting role" in the book should be...
The man is a transvestite who likes to pretend to be an innocent girl.
Even the original author may not have thought of this matter, otherwise it would not have been never mentioned in the book.
Just when Ethan Lu was feeling a little messy, a burst of music sounded from the campus and came in through the window with the wind.
The silver-haired girl flicked her hair and said, "Let's go, lunch break is over."
After saying that, she stood up and put a paper bag in front of Ethan Lu.
Lucy looked inside the paper bag and asked, "What's that?"
"It's the coat you lent me last time." The silver-haired girl replied, "I wanted to return it to you before the National Day holiday, but there was a red typhoon alert that day, so the school was closed. Then we went on holiday again, so I couldn't see you, so I can only return it today."
Ethan Lu just said "oh" to deal with it.
Then, without warning, a medicine bottle was stuffed into his hand.
Ethan Lu looked up again. The silver-haired woman smiled at him and said, "We stole the medicine for you. You can deal with it yourself. If you don't want to be caught, I advise you to throw it far away. Don't implicate me if you get covered in fish."
...He is a sensible person.
The two men left, and Ethan Lu looked at the medicine bottle in his hand, lost in thought.
The label on the bottle was torn off. I guess the heroine Emma Liu didn't want everyone to know that she was suffering from depression.
Ethan Lu knew the drug fluoxetine very well, because his brother had suffered from depression. For patients with depression, once the medication is discontinued, the disease is likely to flare up and the mood will collapse.
The original owner stole Emma Liu's medicine in order to play a prank on her, which was a very immoral thing in Ethan Lu's opinion.
After weighing the pros and cons, he decided to put the medicine back and pretend nothing had happened.
Ethan Lu also knew that what he did violated the plot, but if he was asked to follow the supporting actress' plot, he felt that choosing death might be easier.
***
Ethan Lu opened the paper bag and took out a...
I took a jacket and shook it open, revealing it was a red and white baseball jacket.
Just came in handy.
He tied his baseball jacket around his waist. He was still not used to wearing a skirt, so the more he could cover, the better.
When Ethan Lu walked out of the classroom, she found that it was an abandoned teaching building. The corridor was empty and no one was in sight. When the sunlight shone through, the dust looked golden.
Because the class bell had just rung, Ethan Lu was walking on the forest path on campus and didn't see any other students.
He remembered that the female supporting role was in the same class as the male and female protagonists, both in Class 8 of Grade 2. Following the road signs, he easily found the "A"-shaped teaching building.
As he approached the teaching building, Ethan Lu suddenly heard the sound of a basketball hitting the ground, "clang", "clang", "clang", one after another, followed by the vague laughter of several boys.
Hearing the sound, Ethan Lu looked up and saw several stone tables and stone benches in front of him, where four boys were sitting to rest.
Obviously, the people on the other side also saw Ethan Lu approaching and stopped talking unconsciously.
Among the four boys, the other three were sitting on stone benches, only one boy was sitting on the table, which was particularly eye-catching.
Therefore, the first thing Ethan Lu noticed was the person sitting on the stone table.
The man was standing on a stool with his sneakers on. He was slightly hunched over, but he was tall, with neat short hair and three-dimensional facial features that could be seen from a distance. He was obviously a 18-year-old boy, but he already had something close to masculinity.
The boy seemed to be looking at Ethan Lu as well, his eyes circling around him while he dunked the basketball intermittently with his hands.
When passing by the stone table, Ethan Lu heard someone whistling, followed by a whisper: "Hey! Jason Ji, the internet celebrity in your class just walked by. Classmates should at least say hello to each other and introduce them to each other."
Ethan Lu suddenly stopped and stood still.
I just didn't remember that Jason Ji is the male lead---
Good looks, good family background, all-round martial arts...
, the little white poplar with a good family background, is liked by classmates, loved by teachers, a natural concentrator, and the synonym of all light.
It was because of meeting a sunny boy like Jason Ji that the heroine who suffered from depression was finally cured.
It seems that the male protagonist Jason Ji is among the group of people who just passed by.
Thinking of this, Ethan Lu was suddenly enlightened.
If he just returned the medicine bottle to Emma Liu, the male protagonist Jason Ji and the female protagonist Emma Liu would lose the opportunity to have their first interaction.
In the original book, "Ethan Lu" threw the medicine bottle into the green belt. When the heroine was anxiously searching for it, she met the hero, who enthusiastically extended a helping hand and finally helped her find the medicine.
It was at that time that the hero and heroine noticed each other, and then the subsequent plot development took place.
Ethan Lu glanced at the white medicine bottle in her hand and hesitated.
If the male protagonist hadn't helped find the medicine, the male and female protagonists might have missed each other and never been able to spark love in their entire lives.
Although he was unwilling to interfere in the affairs between the male and female protagonists, Ethan Lu felt that he had to give the male and female protagonists a chance to interact with each other first.
A light bulb suddenly lit up in my head, and I decided to just give the medicine bottle to Jason Ji.
Given Jason Ji's helpful personality, he should go find the owner and return the medicine to Emma Liu in person.
It can not only connect the two of them, but also return the item to its original owner. Kill two birds with one stone.
Beside the stone table, two boys were still whispering---
"Hey, to be honest, this girl doesn't look like what I saw in the video. She looked very innocent in the video and had a sweet smile. But when I saw her just now, wow! The powder she put on was too white, wasn't it? She had at least three layers of false eyelashes."
"To be an internet celebrity nowadays, isn't it all about filters?"
"I heard she likes to keep track of years?"
"Who told you that?"
"Come on, everyone in your class has spread the word that she bought the same baseball uniform as Jason Ji, and one time they happened to wear it to school together. This chick is so...
What a happy smile. And the typhoon that day, remember? I heard she even asked Jason Ji out to play. "
"Why don't I remember this?"
"Besides remembering to study, what else do you remember?"
"Get out of the way! You're getting in the way of my homework."
"Just relax during PE class, what are you writing about... Hey? Hey? That internet celebrity is coming towards us. Sh!t, did she hear us?"
"You speak so loudly that only a blind man can't hear you."
...
Ethan Lu lowered his eyes and glanced at the baseball jacket tied around his waist. He didn't expect that this was a couple's outfit with Jason Ji's.
Walking to the stone table, Ethan Lu looked around.
A boy was wearing silver-rimmed glasses and had an exercise book in front of him. Opposite him was a boy with a perm and was looking around guiltily.
I guess these two were the ones who were talking behind him just now.
There was another boy sleeping on the stone table inside, his head covered with a navy blue uniform jacket, motionless, as if dead.
Ethan Lu then looked at the big boy sitting on the stone table playing basketball and asked directly: "Year?"
As soon as he said what he didn't want to say, the boy raised his eyebrows slightly, and there was a faint smile on his handsome face.
Behind the boy, the guy with glasses and the guy with tin foil curled looked at each other and burst out laughing at the same time.
Seeing their reaction, Ethan Lu thought for a moment, and remained calm. His eyes naturally turned to the man lying on the stone table who looked like he was dead, and he said, "Annual."
"Jason Ji." The handsome guy turned sideways, spinning a basketball in one hand and patting the sleeping boy with his head covered with the other hand, calling out, "Jason Ji, wake up, there's a girl looking for you."
Ethan Lu felt weird being called "girl".
The man under the coat didn't move, still lying on the table, his back hunched, his spine clearly visible through his white shirt. Thin, but not frail.
"Jason Ji!" Xi Foil Hot then slapped the man hard...
There was a dull thud from the back, which was so horrific.
There was finally a reaction under the uniform. It squirmed twice, and a head slowly emerged from the collar. The hair ends were sticking up and slightly messy.
Ethan Lu couldn't help but think of the mushrooms that popped up after the rain.
Then the man raised his face and rested his chin lazily on his arms.
Jason Ji rubbed his eyes, looked at the tin foil across from him sleepily, and said with a hoarse voice, "Looking for death?"
"How dare I?" Michael Xi raised his thumb and shook it towards Ethan Lu with a sly smile on his face.
Jason Ji saw Ethan Lu, scratched his hair casually, then sat up and asked, "Ethan Lu, what's the matter?"
Ethan Lu looked at that face and for a moment forgot the purpose of coming to find him. He thought that the men who could become the male lead really had to have looks that were picked out of a million.
Jason Ji pulled off the uniform on the table and put it on. It seemed that he had had enough sleep. He smiled at Ethan Lu who was standing beside the table and said, "Hi?"
Remind the other person to come back to his senses.
Ethan Lu took out the medicine bottle, leaned forward slightly and placed it in front of Jason Ji, without any expression, and said, "Keep it."
Everyone looked at Ethan Lu's actions with a confused look on their faces.
Jason Ji lowered his eyes to glance at the frosted medicine bottle, still smiling, but his hand that was turning up the collar of his coat paused.
"What is this?" Tin Foil asked curiously.
Michael Xi was about to reach out to take the medicine bottle, but Jason Ji was faster. He picked up the bottle, shook it in front of him, then looked at Ethan Lu and said, "What is this?"
Ethan Lu didn't want to explain too much. If he said it was fluoxetine, it would undoubtedly reveal that Emma Liu had depression.
He stood up and was about to leave, saying, "Take it, it may be useful to you."
To find a wife.
Before Ethan Lu could withdraw his hand, a hand suddenly reached over the table and grabbed his wrist, pulling him back with such force.
Ethan Lu was slightly surprised and looked up at Jason Ji.
The force holding his wrist was... a bit rough, but looking at Jason Ji's harmless face, he didn't look like the kind of person who would use ruthless force.
Ethan Lu sensed a slight sense of disobedience.
Perhaps realizing something, Jason Ji relaxed a little and said, "So what is this? Classmate Ethan Lu, if you give me illegal drugs, it will be a problem for me to keep them."
Unexpectedly, there were so many things to record the history. Ethan Lu couldn't get away from it. He was a little impatient and insisted: "It's not contraband."
As he said this, he pulled his wrist back.
Jason Ji not only did not let go, but slowly stood up, leaned closer to Ethan Lu, and said with a smile: "What kind of medicine is this? I'm really curious, why do you want me to keep it?"
The other party kept asking questions, and Ethan Lu was completely annoyed, and blurted out: "This medicine cures premature ejaculation, are you satisfied?"
...
Instantly, the world was silent, and everyone was frozen beside a stone table.
After a long time, Xifentang moved his half-open mouth, looked at Jason Ji, then looked at Ethan Lu, and uttered a sound from his throat: "Oh... Oh wow."
It's exciting.
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